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Here you will find everything you could possibly imagine and a bag of chips.
(but so far all I have is a bag of chips)
BAG OF CHIPS >>>
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And now... In celebration of McCartney's exquisite business mind, marketing and monetization of (essentially) tweaking old stuff, slapping a "new and improved" sticker on some new packaging of it, here is a little parody I wrote of BAND ON THE RUN.
"(THE) SPAM ISN'T DONE"
Stuck inside the square can
Think it's there forever
Never comes out easy
It's stuck in there...like gluuuuuuue
momma...gluuuuuuue
momma...gluuuuuuue!
If it ever comes out of there
Thought of throwing it all away
coz it takes an eternity
Hope that it will come out today
If it ever comes out of there (if it ever comes out of there)
Well the Spam exploded from the fucking can
Like a bullet from a gun
And my ears were ringing from the angry man
Coz my dad was wanting sooooome!
The Spam isn't done,
Spam isn't done!
The wayward Spam
Had missed my hand
I wish I had a gun!
Coz the Spam isn't done
Spam isn't done
Spam isn't done
Spam isn't done
So I picked the Spam up with a heavy sigh
It was all covered in scum
So I started singing coz I was aware
That my dad had got a gun!
The Spam will be done,
Spam will be done!
I washed the Spam, it's in the pan
You'll soon be eating some!
Coz the Spam will be done!
Spam will be done, Spam will be done!
Spam will be done!
Well my dad was calming as the tempers here
began to settle down
And the Spam was sizzling in the frying pan
And it's turning nice and brown!
The Spam's finally done! The Spam's finally done!
And with a nudge, he held no grudge
But he's running for the door!
For the Spam gives him runs! Spam gives him runs!
Spam gives him runs! Spam gives him runs....
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Ok, not like I don't have enough images of me here already, but it IS my page, and it is all about me (and a bag of chips), but this one makes it seem like I'm talking directly to you doesn't it? I mean, look at that warm, friendly smile, and the when you look right into my eyes, the slight psychosis is hardly noticeable.
Ok, so this is my new page, and it's obviously not quite done, and I'm sure it is a complete waste of my time, as only a handful of people will visit it once or twice, and it'll join the fate of the forgotten like the sheep forum, sheep blog, and others.
But do I care? Nah. I'm sure I'll not get much more done with it than you see here now. But I will say that this is NOT a template. 100% of this design was created by me in Photoshop, and the site built completely by me, using no template, so there!
Now, enjoy my bad singing....
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